
My name is Diddy.
Some folks like to call me Diddy Bob, Some call me Sir Diddy, Others call me Mr. Diddy. You can call me whatever you like as long as you don't call me "late for dinner!"
I make me life on a small urban parcel that I refer to as the Half Pint Farm. Me folks, Mum and Pops, take care of me there. I am retired, you see, from the SCS (Special Corgi Services) division of the British SAS, in service to the Queen. We are also connected with MI-6. I have many stories to tell of my exploits in the SAS, but those will be best told another time, as well as many stories of me travels. Sometimes I will write about the many projects Mum and Pops take on, such as their gardens. Most of them are raised beds, (I think this is to prevent me from contaminating their plants when I hikes me leg!)
Life here on the Half Pint Farm, (named after me), is always interesting, and sometimes a bit busy. Nonetheless, I will surely endeavor to make it fascinating for the reader of this blog.
I share quarters here with my faithful sidekick, a fabulous Great Danish fellow by the name of Kahn, (Alias Dr. Kahn Von Donnerstein), Our mutual friend, a one Bowser, and of course the feline freak we all know as Janky Jane. There also of course is Mum and Pops, Bird, their son, and oh, I can't forget, the girls, (chickens): Imojean, Beatrice, Beulah, Scarlett, Rose, Gertrude, and Penelope. From time to time we get rather frequent visits from Bird's sister: "Snack Buddy" and her husband. They have a canine whose name is Penny, but we refer to her as Jacey. We also call her Uggggh, because that's all she ever says is Uggggh! For example, "Hey Jacey, what kind of boots do you want for Christmas?" Jacey answers: "Ugggghs."
OR Hey Jacey, who beat you up?" "th Ugggghs."... and so on.
I'd like to wish everyone here a Merry Christmas! I have several entries to make... some will go further back into the fall. Me photos were ready, I just had quite a time making all of this come together. Comment if you get the chance. Check me and me pals out on Facebook. I'll have the page up in a couple of days.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in upper Mongolia? Oops Mum is calling me to the dinner table! That story will have to wait for another time.
Until then, Chow.... or better yet Corgi!
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