Guest Blog by Kahn

Hi Folks!

Diddy, here.

Today, Kahn wanted to write a guest blog. Before I do that, we have to show the Kahn selfie of the day and the Kahn Corny Joke of the day. 

Kahn's selfie:

(Bottom of his paw, I might add that on some days, this is the best side of him.)

Kahn's Corny Joke of the Day: What do you call it when Kahn needs to use the bathroom, but is all stove up?   Kahn-stipated!

So with all that taken care of, I am turning it over to him.

Hellooooooo All You Fine Folks out there in Diddyland!

My name is Kahn.  I'll bet you didn't know that, now did you?

Mr. Diddy was kind enough to let me guest blog on his website.  That Mr. Diddy is a peculiar fellow.  He speaks with a strange accent, and keeps calling the Atlantic Ocean, "the Pond".  Strange.

Some things about Mr. Diddy just ain't right.

Hey, guess what?  I took another selfie.

I am going to keep taking selfies until I get it right... or until you get enough pictures of me to make a mosaic.  Only, since I am a cow, I would rather call it a Mooosaic. 

 "Kahn, we posted that selfie on a previous blog. You're going to have to be more original!"

"Oh, Okay, Mr. Diddy."


I practice yoga and come up with new yoga positions daily.

First I have to warm up with stretching exercises.

This one I call the weather vane.

This one I call Scrambled legs.






This one I call the Kahn Trot.





"Uhhh, Kahn,  Those are all the same picture."




"Yes, Mr. Diddy, I agree that they can appear to be the same position.  However, what the photograph does not show in great detail is the direction that the eyes are looking.  That is how you can know which is which.  If anyone who reads your blog would like to learn these, I can give them a class for a small fee.  But, don't worry, I'll give you a finder's fee.  And for anyone out there interested in signing up for 6 months of classes, I'll throw in a month free... plus as an additional incentive, for the month of January, we'll be giving away free air, all you can breath while you visit."

  Geeez.   Ok Kahn, time to wrap it up.
"But wait a minute Mr. Diddy, I didn't even get a chance to explain how I got the idea from this calendar":



"Does anybody out there see a resemblance with me and this fellow bovine?"



"Okay folks, Mr. Diddy says I have to wrap it up.  So, that's a wrap!  Remember, in times of deep stress, focus on your inner Kahn!"


  Well, Good night to all.  Oh, and don't forget, CORGI!
Holy Cow! What a guest blog.







"Yes, I can see where some folks might think Holy Cow is appropriate.  However, I think I would prefer, Your Imminence."

 "Go away Kahn.  Now folks, you see what I have to put up with.  It's bad enough that he breaths all over me while I am trying to eat my meals.  I have to listen to this sort of dribble through the whole day... and it only gets worse when Mum and Pops are away shopping.  The world was a much nicer place before he came along.  I mean, look at those bucket lips... My Grandma, What Big Lips You Have!  Right out of a fairy tale horror story!  He needs constant supervision.  Reminds me of a time when I was at the SCS training grounds teaching cover and concealment to new recruits.  There was this one lad with huge lips and very little upstairs, if you know what I mean... I'm telling you, this chap wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed by any means! Well, that's a story for another time.  Mum is calling me for chocolate pudding upstairs.  So, off I go. Once again, CORGI!