Life on Half Pint Farm by Mr. Diddy: The imaginary travels of the one Mr. Diddy! Norway and Finland

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So, I booked me a flight to Honningsvåg, Norway via American Airlines out of Dallas. The flight was 18 hrs and 25 minutes, non-stop for a little over $2000. Took a bite out of me pension from service to the Queen. Nonetheless, I endevoured to make this trip so that I could make my blog and this facebook page more enjoyable to my viewing audience. One must enjoy fiction, or endure it, whatever the case, to read the various travels world wide by Mr. Diddy! hehehe.

This is... what I saw. I rented a car at the airport and made my way to this. Beautiful scenery at nearly the top of the world. However, there was only some sort of weather station or satellite receiving station there. No accommodations.

So, I'll quickly be on me way to find a warm cup of broth and some decent digs to stay the evening. I waited until me Mum and Pops were safely where they were traveling today before jetting over to Dallas to catch my American flight.

Drove all the way to Kobbenesvegen, Finland. What a drive! Found this little place to stay, The Nygard, for $123 a night. Plenty tired...

Some scenery around the village...

Wait a minute. I think I hear an important message, like an emergency broadcast message coming over the radio. I'll turn it up for a better chance at hearing it all.

"Mr. Diddy, Wake Up!"

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

It can't be. I've been dreaming the whole thing. I saw 7 movies and had 4 meals on the flight. How can that be. I even remember all the folks that were on that flight...

I'm afraid there'll be no Kahn jokes or selfies today. It seems the joke is on me.